The oddest piece of mail just arrived. A birthday card. From Toys R Us. For our dog.
Who died. More than 2 years ago.
These are some of the things I wonder about this card:
Who sold my dead dog's contact info?
Why no card for his twin brother, Bill? He is dead, too.
Why is the card almost a month late? Ben's birthday was March 23.
How come he never got a card for any of his other birthdays?
What kind of dead dog toys do they keep in stock?
And is the $3 coupon transferable? To say a kid?
Or at least to a dog who is still alive?
12 years ago
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I'd mark it DECEASED and send it back just to play with their heads. Or call and interrogate them about what kind of cruel joke they think they're playing by sending a birthday card to a dead dog.
I'm laughing my butt off on this one. Oh, dear-- how funny that you received this now. And your questions are so logical. Yet, I doubt that you'll ever get sensible answers to your questions. What a good laugh.
I like Darren's response. Send it back -- or better yet, take it to the store, in person.
I just had a realization that I should not share, but that's never stopped me...That's the wife's birthday too!
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