when a nice young man like me goes absolutely insane. I damn near broke my glasses and my nose on the front door when we got home from the grocery store a few minutes ago. Made my nosebleed when I walked right into the locked and deadbolted frontdoor.
Heck, the doors at the grocery are electric and they open by themselves. Why shouldn't our front door, too?
And then there was the three seconds of trying to unlock the door, without setting down the napping baby or the hamburger meat. Does not sound like a long time, but it felt like forever. Especially since I was trying to unlock the front door with the van remote.
Heck, the doors on the van are electric and they unlock at the push of a button. Why shouldn't our front door, too?
Even though I have lost my freaking mind, I am still good! I got the baby out of her shoes and into her bed, the meat in the fridge, the toddler on the pot and into his bed and I did not get a drop of blood on the carpet.
But now I can't find my keys and the rest of the groceries are locked in the van....
12 years ago
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ROFLMAO...reading you brightens my day!!
~b
Yeah, It's kind of like a car wreck. You know you shouldn't but you just have to look.
Just don't laugh at the next wreck you see, OK?
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