"A shot to the head. It'll help 'em focus."
The kids were being crazy yesterday. So I told The Boss Lady that I was thinking of making the above our new family motto.
And even though I never got around to smacking the kids upside their big ol' melons, the new family motto kept me giggling all day. The Princess must have gotten wind of all of this talk. 'Cause last night in line at Costco she nailed me with an uppercut right to the... well, you know. I guess she thought I had lost focus.
And you know what, a shot to the you know what'll help you focus, too. Yep, I was able to focus on the pain in my groin real well.
2 comments:
Yep, that will keep you focused!!
Nothing will make all the trivial distractions of this world melt away more quickly than when your boys get roughed up!
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