Let me introduce The Babysitter, newest member of The AtHomeDaddy cast. Sort of. She has been there, but in a nicer form. A couple of weeks ago, I brought My So Called Aunt's oldest daughter over to watch the kids while I cleaned the house.
We are doing it again today. But check out this note we got from The Babysitter (I edited it a little, but not much):
...I let the boy run around the house and I let both of them throw food on the floor.
I don't change the kids, I let them run around stinky. I brought Fuzzface and Furrbutt around so there was more chaos. I let your dog out and run all over the place and I fed him chocolate.
I give all of them all the cokes they want and lots of sugar. And they don't have a bedtime.
I stay on the phone and eat all the snacks and leave the wrappers on the table...
P.S. I would drink up all the DP's but I hate Dr Pepper! And I expect a really good reference some day.
Hey, at least she let us know up front, right? And she won't be stealing my Dr Pepper. But I think I'll lock up the booze and guns, just in case.