Don't lie. You would, too.
I was digging around in the freezer tonight and I found a mysterious bag of frozen chocolate candy, including two full sized Hershey's bars. And you know how you divide two candy bars when there are two little kids in the house?
You don't!
Yep, The Boss Lady and I hid in the kitchen and ate the candy without ever telling the kids anything about them. After I thawed mine out in the microwave for a little bit... Good stuff!
For the record, I don't know who left the candy in our freezer. But you are welcome to stop by and stash some more.
12 years ago
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Mike, it's along the same line as the eternal quesiton...
"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"
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If there was some chocolate in the freezer, and the parents got to it before the kids did, was it ever really there to begin with?
The freezer is not a safe place to store ANYTHING that requires less than a minute of prep time. Chocolate bars...ice cream...frozen waffles...they all suffer the fate of being eaten by Miss Shelby, The Boy, or The Somewhat Shorter boy, should he find a chair to stand on.
Why does Home Depot HIDE those fridge locks so well?
Good move. If my boys see me chewing on something when they aren't, no lie, "Daddy, what's in your mouth?"
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