Monday, April 21, 2008

The Princess Jokes

Hold on to your coffee. Be sure to swallow that last swig of Dr Pepper. The Princess is telling jokes! Of course, they kind of come at you free-form and free-flowing. So try to keep up, OK?

Why did the lights go yellow, yellow, yellow?
Because they are marking the school crossing zone?
No, it's a joke! Because they were crossing the road!

Why did the car cross the road?
I don't know. Why?
No, you gotta guess.
To get to the other side?
No, silly. To drive in the trees!

Why was the car covered in leaves?
Because he was driving in the trees?
No! Because he was hiding from the fence!

Why did the football toot?
Because he slid down the slide too fast?
Nope. Because he had a tear in his shell.

OK, now you tell one.
Let's see... There once was a man from Nantucket...
Never mind.

OK, how about this one. Why did the girl cross the playground?

Why, Daddy?
To get to the other SLIDE!
That's not funny, Daddy. No more jokes from you, OK?

1 comment:

Terry said...

huh?? to get to the other s-l-i-d-e... Just for the record, I would hae answered 'because he was driving in the trees' also... Boy, it is hard to keep up with the Princess