You Don't Say

Have you ever said any of these things?


Please quit licking your sister's head.

You are getting green stuff all over the place.

No, you can't have popscicles for breakfast.

Keep your hands to yourself, or you'll break the shot glasses.

We need a refund, the firetruck took our quarters.

Next, we go to Victoria's Secret for Uncle Robert's gift.

Please be quiet, I can't hear Dora.

I'll give you $30 if you let me put this in your eye.

And I'll give you $30 to please stop whining.


I have said all of these things since 10 am. Exciting morning, no?