Thursday, June 05, 2008

You gotta know your purpose

It took Navin R. Johnson a while to figure out his purpose. But The Talker is well ahead of the game, as evidenced by this conversation that took place in our car 5 minutes ago.

"Son, please quit arm-farting. It is getting old.

Dad, did you know that my friend can leg-fart? He puts his hand behind his knee and just does it. But I was born to arm-fart!"

So there you have it. No need for us to save for a college education for this one. His future is secure.


Anonymous said...


TB likes to burp... does that qualify for the same situation???

Mike said...

I believe it does. The Talker hasn't mastered burping, but The Princess can rip 'em off at will.

But I am hoping her purpose includes getting rich and taking care of her parents when we are old