Tonight, He am a Man.

The Talker got a new bed today. He is moving out of the toddler bed and into a twin-sized bed as of this evening. He will be getting some new sheets and blankets for his birthday. For now, he is using a set of sheets from when I was in college. I thought I had burned all of them.

Speaking of burning, we had a fire in the White-trash fire pit tonight but the neighbor kids and The Talker were acting like morons outside. For the first time I was worried that one of them would get burned because they kept running by the fire. No one got hurt, because The Boss Lady moved all of the kids inside while I watched the fire burn out. Is this the end of the White-trash fire pit? Stay tuned.

While the kids were inside, The Boss Lady was able to get both kids' rooms rearranged. The Princess' room is back to normal, now that the twin bed is in The Talker's room.

And guests? Well, you can sleep on the air mattress in the living room floor, in Fort Walden, in the playscape or at the motel down the road. They take Visa or Mastercard. We accept Dr Pepper or toys. But you won't have to rock The Princess back to sleep at 4am if you stay at the motel.