Saturday, January 19, 2008

Next time she leaves town

I hope The Boss Lady will leave behind a few things.

A maid - Keeping this dump running on the weekends seems to be a lot harder when working solo

A washer woman - Especially someone who specializes in folding and stashing the clothes

A CPA - It would be really easy to entertain the kids all weekend. If we were going to break the Bank

A sugar-momma - Evidently we already broke the bank

A bartender
- It's almost bed time for the kiddies, and daddy needs some quiet time. Some nice, smooth, aged 7 years, in a white oak barrel type of quiet time. On the rocks.

49 hours to go. The laundry is washed, folded and stowed neatly in the drawers. The kitchen is clean enough for us to eat out of, and no one has gotten lost or run away.

So far, so good.

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