Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Two things I never thought I would say...

Another day of work lead me to give out these two bits of advice...

"Honey, please stop licking the microwave."

"Oh man, please stop eating your diaper. It's gross and you'll never get a prom date with little bits of diaper all over your face."

See how much fun work can be? Now why was it I quit?

5 comments:

Phil said...

Hi! Just wanted to wish you a happy new year before it's too late to do so. Thanks for all the great posts this past year. I wish you all the best blogging in 2007!

Mike said...

Thanks for the warm wishes.

And STOP licking your microwave, Phil!

Angel said...

As an 'At Home' parent I would think that little gems like that come along more often then not. They do for me, like:

"Don't stick that in your nose (or ear.)" Once I told my son, who was sticking playdoh into his ear and laughing at the shape that came out to stop doing that or it will get stuck. He didn't listen, and yep, it got stuck. *sigh* Then we had to go through the list of orifices that one doesn't stick playdoh.

I'm sure I'll remember more later. *chuckle*

Angel said...

Okay, new one just at dinner tonight. To my son, "No snakes at the table."

Mike said...

What a tough mommy you are. After all, they let snakes on a plane...